Are You Serious Right Now?

 I know, I know peoples, I've been slacking on my blogging and I apologize but think of it this way, now I have built up opinions to blast out to you all! As we approach the holiday season I am once again noticing a lot of things about people and their constant cycle of fucking stupidity! Let's discuss, shall we?


First and foremost, I just want to get one thing out and make it as clear as I possibly can .... THE TELEVISION IS NOT A FUCKING BABYSITTER!!!! WATCH YOUR OWN DAMN KIDS OR STOP HAVING THEM! Although I do think it is great (as annoying as it may get) that Dora and Diego are educating children and teaching them a different language! It's amazing that I meet some children who can barely speak English (their first language) correctly who turn around with responses such as "Gracias" or "...es basura" or my absolute favorite is when my favorite little baby diva starts singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star in Spanish! Anyway back to my point, just because these shows are educationally entertaining, does not mean it is justifiable to leave your child in a hi-chair or roaming free for that matter, in front of the television for hours on end while you go about your business around the house, acting as if you do not have children!


Next ... on the same token, does everyone understand that when you have children, your life no longer belongs to you? Once you decide on having children, it is like you have signed the unspoken agreement to do the following:


1. No longer put your materialistic needs, wants, habits or night life first! It is all about your children first.
2. Bathe your children daily and make sure that they are always in safe, clean environments. Please realize that you are leading by example. They WILL catch on and follow whatever you do because their innocently think if you do it MUST be the right way!
3. Watch them constantly. They are curious and fast little creatures, God bless their energy levels. It takes them literally two seconds to successfully get into to something, anything and destroy it, or even worse, ingest it! Don't you realize that to any child, everything looks better in their mouth, ears or nose!?!?!?!


Although there are so many "unspoken rules" to parenting, use your damn common sense! Anyone who knows me could tell you that I am the smartest dumb person they know because I lack simple common sense. So if I have enough common sense to know these things without having birthed a child myself, you are as a parent should have no excuse (especially if you have more than one child)!





Yea, I fucking said it ... can you blame me?

Air It Out: Twitter Gangstas

This is gonna be a short Air It Out just because I feel the need to go in on the Twitter Gangsta who decided to hit me up talking shit about a blog post which I edited for The Info Soup. Listen sweetie, if you can read, I edited the story, I didn't write it! And who the fuck cares about who "broke" the story first? It's about Kat fucking Stacks first of all and secondly, we're all bloggers! You act like we work for big top magazine or some shit! ROLMFAO! You wasn't the first person in the world with the story so what are you really mad about?

I haven't been on Twitter in dumb long. I go on just to see what's goin' on and to see which of muh Twithearts sent me some birthday lovin', and then I see this bitch! You fucking corny ass biscuit, talking about, "I think it's fucked up that you stole my boys story and claimed it as your own, giving another website the credit, #failed," (give or take a few words lol). What?!?!? The site is was posted on gets more traffic in a day than your whole teams Twitter's get, combined,  in a year! So "What is you talkin' bout?" LMAO! Silly girl. And the funniest thing about it was her man hitting sending me an @tweet on some "F.Y.I" tip then proceeding to DM talkin' bout "pay her no mind." Way to switch it up for the sake of saving face! SMH. Learn the rules of blogging then come see me. And by the way, I searched for your blog, shit was wack anyway! If you want your followers to know what's goin' on.... learn how to blog in detail!

Yea, Jo Jo Said It!!!!
By: Jo Anne-Patricia @MzFilterless
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Air It Out: Dirty Old Men

After three very long weeks of riding the bus to work, I've truly learned how dirty and perverted old men can be. Let me tell you about this weird guy on the bus who decided that he's in love with me before he even knew my name (which by the way he thinks is Stephanie!) Ah yes, my morning bus stalker. The first day on this bus, after taking 4 wrong buses, I was greeted by this man with a cane. He hobbled onto the bus a few stops after me and proceeded to sit down next to me. The bus was packed so he was sitting mighty close. Close enough for me to feel his fingers clutching the bag he had sitting on his lap. Or so I thought. As the bus swayed back and forth, I occasionally felt his finger rub my leg but didn't think anything more than him trying to keep a hold on his bag. As the back of the bus started clearing out I noticed that he didn't move over. He was still right next to my side as if the seat next to him didn't open up. Now I knew something wasn't right.

Here comes his attempt at conversation. It started with my crossword book, then moved on to the weather, then I coughed and he started in with the "everybody sick" talk. Mind you, I never responded with more than one or two word answers (which is not like me at all!) The next time his fingers moved by my side I very calmly leaned over to him and said, "Sir, if you move your fingers one more time, I will break them!" He immediately moved his hands with a smirk and said, "okay, okay I'm sorry."

I thought that was the end of it until he tried again 2 stops later. By this time I was once again crammed into the back corner seat of the bus, not able to move unless he did. So I stood up, turned to him and swung as hard as I could. And sat back down like nothing had happened. Needless to say, the guy next to him grabbed his shoulders, bus driver pulled over and the old man was walked off the bus in a matter of 2 minutes from the impact!

Would you believe this man gets back on the bus the following Monday with a magnetic bracelet and two packages of Tylenol Cold and Flu talking about "I don't wanna argue with you anymore." Since then, everyday this man gets on the bus with a new bracelet or small gift for me and proceeds to sit next to me whenever possible and small talk. I have formed an alliance on the bus. I have people who purposely block me in since I get off before he does. Where do people get the nerve from? And how is this man or anyone like him, allowed to use public transportation if he obviously don't know how to act right in public!?!?!?

A word to all you dirty old men out there... KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF and don't buy random (daily) gifts for strangers who are 20 years younger then you. Very uncomfortable!!! I'm sure you will see this man on the news someday. Until then, I may just have to YouTube his attempts. Now that he has learned to keep his hands folded on his lap, it is quite funny to see how he gets on the bus and waits for the people next to me to get up... I'm onto you buddy ... stalk from across the bus!

Yup, Jo Jo Said It ... keep playing with me and I will post your video and worldwide your name next! Yeah, I peeped it on your ID when you went to show my your kids, fool ... Mr Gonzalez, I'm watching you!!!!

By Jo Anne-Patricia @MzFilterless

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Air It Out - The Closet Hater

This week's Air It Out may cause a sudden shock to some of you, as I break down some personality traits of the common closet hater. While reading this blog, some of you may, at some point, discover that you can relate to what I'm saying. Let me take this time to say, that if this should happen, you are in fact a closet hater! You may wanna look into that!

The infamous closet hater is the person who is paying heavy attention to you as you're talking about your latest accomplishment. He/she never interrupts. They stay relatively quiet, yet their body language and facial expressions suggest they are interested in what you are saying and share your same level of excitment in discussing it. Yet, as soon as you've reached your "point;" they ask you an ignorant ass question that implies a flaw or downside to your game plan! Seriously, there is nothing more fucking annoying!

Closet haters are usually good hearted people with chips on their shoulders; they haven't yet realized their bitterness. They feel their question was perfectly logical and hater-free, because they lack their own success. How could they be happy for yours? They see the downside in any situation, despite how far fetched it may be. And to top it off, they usually have the strongest opinions about successes they haven't yet accomplished themselves!

We all know at least one person who fits this next description! Have you ever had a conversation with someone who flips everything you say into something that has to do with them? Or turns the conversation in a completely different direction; away from your point? CLOSET HATER STATUS!!

The single friend who has either never been in a serious relationship or hasn't in a while, who points out every flaw in your relationship... CLOSET HATER STATUS!!

The corney ass males who try to win over a female by kicking her boyfriends back in.. Yup, you got it... CLOSET HATER STATUS!! (Note to the males who are shaking their heads right now saying, "that's not true..", consider this a public service announcement ... you are not only a closet hater but you are corny as hell and need your own game!!)

The flip-sided females, who kick their own boyfriend's back in, as a way to let another man know she is unhappy and in creep mode ... You are equally at a CLOSET HATER STATUS and should read the announcement above!

And remember ... Jo Jo Said It ... u know what to do with it!

By Jo Anne-Patricia @MzFilterless

Air It Out - T Mobile

I am very happy to announce that after driving me out of my mind for since 2007, I have finally said goodbye to TMobile! Now it is time to Air Them Out! First let me just express my sympathy for anyone who still has TMobile and needs to contact them! Good luck getting someone on the line who speaks English!

TMobile is the only company I have ever had (and anyone who knows me, knows how many phone companies I have gone through,) that I got perfect service in an elevator, but got no signal next to the damn tower?!?!? Really?!?!?

Then there's the employees, do they even know what the hell is going on in their own company? Do you know how many times I was given false information from a customer service rep? Friday was their last chance with me. Early Thursday morning I get a text message from TMobile saying to contact them regarding my recent payment. Now, since I knew the last payment I made was on the 11th of last month, I called just out of curiosity. I was told that the payment lacked the $5 surcharge to use the automated system so there was now an open past due balance on my account. WHAT?!?!? The non-English speaking representative assured me that my service would not be disconnected, all I needed to do was include the balance in my next payment on 10/10. No problem. So tell me why, bright and early Friday morning (in the middle of my commute to work) my phone gets turned off!!!! I couldn't dial 611 fast enough, I was so mad! I deserve an Oscar for the waterworks I put on with that supervisor to get my service restored for the day! By the end of that day, I switched carriers and stole my number from TMobile.

Would you believe that it took TMobile almost 27 hours to release my number to the new company! How do you do business like this? Absolutely ridonkulous. Yes, I just said ridonkulous! As if it wasn't bad enough that your pre-paid (Flex Pay) plan comes with a 2 year contract attached to it, you came out with an unlimited monthly plan for only $49 and didn't offer it to your existing customers, like me, who were paying almost $100 a month for the same friggin plan! And then you have the nerve to go and pull some bullshit like this too? Nope, sorry ... that's where I have to draw the line! So, it's DEUCES to TMobile. I now pay $40 a month for unlimited everything ... and I'm still using your phone and your number!!!! How you feel now?

If you're credit sucks or you're just sick of getting astronomical cell phone bills because you go over your minutes, DO NOT make the same mistake I did.... TMobile is NOT the way to go. You will spend more money than they claim you will save!  And yes TMobile .... Jo Jo Said It!!!

By Jo Anne-Patricia @MzFilterless

Air It Out - The Greedy Spouse

A little bit of flirting never hurt nobody ... BUT ... I'm really feeling the need to air out all you people who are in a relationship, which in most cases, is with someone who you don't deserve in the first place ... and you are still being overly flirtatious with the opposite sex. WHY? Some people may say that in these cases, it's just like the movie says .... "he's just not that into you!" But is that really always the case? I think not. I'm really starting to believe that some people are just relationship greedy. Now, when I say relationship, in this aspect, I mean constant interaction with the opposite sex. I may not be dating more than one person but I sure as hell have relationships with many male friends and acquaintances;, those relationships are just strictly platonic. But I'm only human, I do get my flirt on too! There's limitations to flirting with "outside forces" when you are in a committed relationship.

I've come to the conclusion that Social Websites such as Twitter, Facebook and the now dying trend of Myspace, can be detramental to these greedy people. Do you know how many times I've heard, myself included, women go crazy over something they seen on their boyfriends pages? Some of these guys have some nerve! For those of you who take everything word for word, let me clarify my point. I'm not saying if you are in a relationship you shouldn't have these sites or shouldn't comment on any other female aside your girl. What I am saying is KNOW when you are being disrespectful to your girl!

Let's face facts, your girl, whoever she may be, is not going to be the prettiest girl in the world. She sure as hell ain't gonna be the only girl in the world that you find attractive. Commenting on another pretty female is cool. BUT, to leave another female a sexual comment, get too detailed on her pix or just flat out ask her "Can I come over?," is a straight violation of your own relationship. How would you like it if someone told you that they seen your girl comment on some other guys page ... "Wish you were here with me?"

I don't think that would go over too well! So why do it to her? Look, bottom line. No one is perfect and again I will say, with confidence, Human Nature is a Sneaky Bitch! But here's my philosophy ... A Guy will ALWAYS be a Guy at the end of the day ... all I ask is that you keep that shit away from me. You wanna casually flirt with someone, be my guest ... but don't let that shit get back to me! You always wanna give your partner some breathing room so that they don't change who they are just because they are in a relationship. Keeping your individuality is KEY to the survival of your relationship. BUT BE RESPECTFUL!!!!

As Always ~~~~> Jo Jo Said It!!!

Written By Jo Anne-Patricia @MzFilterless

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Air It Out Part 1

Since I have an opinion about everything, I've decided to share...



1. Why ask me if you look fat only to call me a bitch when I say yes! Real friends tell you yes when others would let you rock with a shirt that's blatantly too small.

2. It is much more amusing (and respectable) to tell the truth so why lie?

3. Females need to get approximately 6,000 words out per day (about 2,000 of them are actually important) ...just get over it and listen

4. If a person hasn't answered your calls in 6 months after telling you to lose their number...why are you still calling them? You are not important enough for me to change my number.

5. Domino's Lava Crunch Cake is the best stuff on earth...forget bout Snapple!

6. You cannot fault people for occasionally falling victim of human nature...but when human nature becomes an excuse for disloyalty and sheer retardation...u need to beat that person upside their head...the next person will thank you!

7. Mule kicks are great! So is throwin someone a quick Donkey Kong! (For those with the screwface on right now...a Donkey Kong is when you make a fist and bop someone on the top of their head ever so gently! lmao)

8. If everyone was the same there would not be two friends in the world...embrace people's differences

9. Never take those you love for granted...we are not promised tomorrow, why take the chance to have regrets of what you could have done or said today!

10. What goes around comes around... Reality is a concrete boomerang

11. Since the truth hurts maybe people should stop lying to themselves...makes it easier when someone else tells you how it is!

12. Even though I am the ringleader of this...it is still wrong...There are millions of ugly people in the world...we really shouldn't comment on them!

13. Minute Maid Cherry Limeade ROCKS!!!

14. I don't care if you are my husband or GOD himself (or herself) ... it is NEVER okay to eat my food without permission!

15. We were all born alone and we will all die alone... that should give us more of a reason to let people in so we leave a piece of us with them when it's our time to go.

16. Time is one of the only thing we can never replace so why do so many people waste it?

17. No man is worth your tears and the one who is won't make you cry!

18. A woman is just as evil as the man she stands behind.

19. A real friend walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

20. I am a firm believer in the saying "Men lead the way and a woman chooses whether or not to follow" Sometimes standing behind your man is the hardest thing to do...but only you know that mans worth...does he know yours?

Written By @MzFilterless