Since I have an opinion about everything, I've decided to share...
1. Why ask me if you look fat only to call me a bitch when I say yes! Real friends tell you yes when others would let you rock with a shirt that's blatantly too small.
2. It is much more amusing (and respectable) to tell the truth so why lie?
3. Females need to get approximately 6,000 words out per day (about 2,000 of them are actually important) ...just get over it and listen
4. If a person hasn't answered your calls in 6 months after telling you to lose their number...why are you still calling them? You are not important enough for me to change my number.
5. Domino's Lava Crunch Cake is the best stuff on earth...forget bout Snapple!
6. You cannot fault people for occasionally falling victim of human nature...but when human nature becomes an excuse for disloyalty and sheer retardation...u need to beat that person upside their head...the next person will thank you!
7. Mule kicks are great! So is throwin someone a quick Donkey Kong! (For those with the screwface on right now...a Donkey Kong is when you make a fist and bop someone on the top of their head ever so gently! lmao)
8. If everyone was the same there would not be two friends in the world...embrace people's differences
9. Never take those you love for granted...we are not promised tomorrow, why take the chance to have regrets of what you could have done or said today!
10. What goes around comes around... Reality is a concrete boomerang
11. Since the truth hurts maybe people should stop lying to themselves...makes it easier when someone else tells you how it is!
12. Even though I am the ringleader of this...it is still wrong...There are millions of ugly people in the world...we really shouldn't comment on them!
13. Minute Maid Cherry Limeade ROCKS!!!
14. I don't care if you are my husband or GOD himself (or herself) ... it is NEVER okay to eat my food without permission!
15. We were all born alone and we will all die alone... that should give us more of a reason to let people in so we leave a piece of us with them when it's our time to go.
16. Time is one of the only thing we can never replace so why do so many people waste it?
17. No man is worth your tears and the one who is won't make you cry!
18. A woman is just as evil as the man she stands behind.
19. A real friend walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
20. I am a firm believer in the saying "Men lead the way and a woman chooses whether or not to follow" Sometimes standing behind your man is the hardest thing to do...but only you know that mans worth...does he know yours?
Written By @MzFilterless
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