The papers jus keep makin' me laugh! Do we really have nothing better to say? Here's some of the funny ass shit that has me disruptively breaking the silence of the morning train with my outbursts of laughter!
Headline: "She's my Lover!"
Are we serious right now? The story was about one of the Chilean Miners saved, who was greeted back to society by his mistress, not his wife. The story goes on to say that how his wife had found out about the affair while he was trapped and refused to be there for the rescue! Does this really deserve a full page?
Headline: "It's Suicide By Cops"
The story of Emmanuel Paulino, the 24 year old who was killed by cops after calling 911 saying he's gonna "kill some cops" is tragic, thought he convo is hilarious! I take suicide very personally, having lost several close friends, but realistically speaking ... who the fuck calls 911 repeatedly giving his locations and saying "I'm ready to kill some cops ..."?
Headline: "It Is Just Plain Dumb!"
My favorite of September. The City claims that there's no money. The streets are filled with garbage and the homeless. But we have enough money to change the font of street signs for no purpose whatsoever?!?!? Can you think of no better way to spend $27.5 mil? Shiiiit -- send it to me if you just need to piss it away!
So ... the moral of the story is this ... some people really need fucking lives! Half the world is unemployed, and there's idiots like this making a living stepping over the homeless on the streets to cover new stories about who's fucking who and what lettering is on the street signs!!! And the sad part is, we continue to buy this shit everyday!
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